Following GOP frontrunner Donald Trump's controversial immigration plan this week, Republican National Committee Chairman and Harry Potter spell Reince Priebus announced his own plan to spend the next few months consuming copious amounts of alcohol. The plan begins is for Mr. Priebus to begin by drinking a few Miller Lites after dinner each night, and slowly escalate through wines, vodka, and tequila, and eventually end by constantly gulping Jim Bean Whiskey. At the conclusion of Mr. Priebus' plan, he will spend most of his time passed out on the street in front of the Republican Secret Headquarters building asking passers-by if Donald Trump is gone yet.