The American public joined together in a collective groan as yet another fucking guy entered the 2016 presidential race. The new Republican candidate for president promised all the same things as the rest. He went on to secure his crazy credentials by suggesting "let's just get rid of the [supreme] court". The addition of another, indistinguishable candidate brings the total GOP field to twenty-ish, most of whom, like the new guy, will prove comically irrelevant in the long term.

In related news, that fat, loud guy with the bridge thing is expected to announce his candidacy sometime this week.