Following her spectacular emergence from a flaming meeting hall to astonish a crowd of new followers, Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Queen of Mereen, 299 A.L. Biannual Vaes Dothrak Wet T-Shirt Contest Runner-Up, Fire Messiah, etc. announced her plan to conquer the world by walking out of bonfires. "The whole 'conquest' thing hasn't been working too great, what with Astapor and Yunkai being retaken by the masters and all," Targaryen told News from Rockettopia. "So I tried going back to the basics: walking naked and completely unscathed out of a towering inferno. And it worked again. Why should I go back to using weapons and armies?"
The new plan, according to a document released by the Targaryen dynasty shortly after Daenerys' emergence from the flames, is to arrange for her to walk nude out of enormous raging fires everywhere she goes. "One well-placed fire in Kings Landing, one in Dorne, one in Lannisport, and one in Winterfell", the report said. The venues commissioned to be reduced to ashes have not yet been specified - nor has the fate of their current occupants *cough*Ramsay*cough* - but the Targaryen report did contain a brief note that "Past performances are a good indicator of future results."