The American exchange student in Germany who became suck in a giant vagina sculpture a few days ago and had to be removed by a team of 22 firefighters says that he will continue his search for the most embarrassing possible accident. The student, who has declined to be named, says that his lifelong quest began on the day of his high school graduation, when the classic not-wearing-anything-under-the-robe prank went horrible awry in a wardrobe malfunction. The student spent his college years continuing to humiliate himself, which is not really that different from how most people spend college. As an exchange student, he thought that he had finally hit the jackpot when he got himself stuck in an enormous stone vagina in Germany. However, according to the student, he will continue his search by getting a reality TV show.