A new study on Marijuana and other drugs has policy-makers across the board rushing to not change their views on legalization. The study, which shows that Marijuana is less lethal when it comes to overdoses than pretty much any other drug on the market, has led to a massive number of politicians and demagogues continuing in their respective directions regarding the legalization of marijuana. Those who oppose legalization have simply ignored the study, while those who support legalization continue to ignore the research suggesting that pot has adverse effects on the brain.

When reached for comment, the principal of Rockettopia High School stated that he was actively ignoring the science on marijuana and would continue doing so indefinitely.