In a special assembly during homeroom today, the school administration told the senior class that they should really lay off the drugs until graduation. The administration passed out forms to all the seniors which the seniors and their parents had to sign, promising that the seniors would cease doing drugs for a month before graduation. "I'm aware that technically, drinking and smoking on school property is illegal all year around, but this time we really mean it," the principal told News from Rockettopia." If you smoke or drink on school property during this time, you will be in a lot of trouble."

The principal concluded his announcement with his daily warning that a rabid wolf had somehow found its way into the school.