A new study from the Rockettopia University this week showed conclusively that college students were unable to tell the difference between parodies of Michael Bay's Transformers movies and the films themselves. The research, which was prompted by the release of yet another fucking Transformers movie this week, firmly showed that those students who resisted writhing in pain on the floor after watching a Transformers movie or a spoof transformers movie had a fifty percent chance of guessing which one had a director who deluded himself that he was doing something serious.