Q. Isn't News from Rockettopia powered by Blogger?
A. It used to be, but as of May 2014, we have our own website. The blogger site redirects here now.
Q. Where is Rockettopia?
A. Somewhere in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way.
Q. One of your posts offends me.
A. That's not a question.
Q. What should I do if one of your posts offends me?
A. Stay off the Internet and try to move on with life. There are a lot of things on the web much more
offensive than what I write, so if my writing offends you a lot, you might want to avoid computers.
Q. I have a story to write! Can you publish it?
A. It would be amazing to have more contributors! Anyone who wants to literally make the news
Q. Do you have any suggestions for similar news sources?
A. What you're essentially saying is "Can you recommend any of your competitors that I might like?" That being said, YES!
Most people are familiar with The Onion, but if you haven't read it, go do so now.
The Onion's affiliate site Clickhole is a great source of interesting information,
just like Buzzfeed and Upworthy! The Newslo is also worth checking out - they're the
inspiration for the Show/Hide facts button, which I should really ditch already. Also check out
The Free Wood Post.
Finally, I have to give a huge endorsement to Welcome to Night Vale, the best
podcast ever made. Subscribe and weep.
Q. Do you sell merchandise?
A. No, because no one has ever requested any. If you're interested in News from Rockettopia merchandise,
CONTACT ME! PLEASE!
Q. I want to be a News from Rockettopia informant!
A. That's not a question - I just wrote that because I need
informants reporters. For those interested in anonymously
betraying everyone who trusted you, contact me.
If you have more questions, contact me